Craig's House

A place where one would have a "Jack" Party.

Hey man, you goin' to the Jack Party at Craig's House?

by koolkid47 June 27, 2011

Craig's List

When you place a Sex Ad on Craig's List because you are not getting any.

My husband wasn't giving up the goods, so I threatened him I was going to go Craig's List on his ass if he didn't put out!

by TCJG2 August 2, 2008

Craig's Mom

A 'Dumpster Bitch' who wants to and will suck your dick for 5$ behind any 7-11 in the USA. However, it may take her a few minutes to come, for she must travel through her underground network of sewer tunnels so she can pop up out of the trash can. To signal her snap your finger four times behind the store's trash can and stick your left hand down your shorts. Do not look into her eyes as she well eat your soul and shit it out her vag. Her most frequent customer is JT.

Damn Craig's mom has the best BJ's

by randomnameofepic December 20, 2010

Cain's Offering

An awesome power metal band from Finland formed by former Sonata Arctica members Jani Liimatainen on guitar, Mikko Harkin on keyboards, Stratovarius singer Timo Kotipelto, Norther and Wintersun bass player Jukka Koskinen and drummer Jani Hurula they currently only have one album out Some of their awesome songs being Thorn In My Side, Stolen Waters, Gather The Faithfull (which is also the album name) and My Queen Of Winter

Guy 1: I can't believe Jani had to leave Sonata Arctica he was a fucking amazing guitarist
Guy 2: Hey man check out Cain's Offering Jani started it after leaving Sonata and they ROCK
Guy 1: (Listens to the album) HOLY SHIT THIS IS GOOD GO JANI
Guy 2: Told you so

by Random Person1111 June 20, 2010

Craig’s Mom

The man named Gatlen slays her poos all day and night

Gatty slays Craig’s mom

by Craig’s Mom November 27, 2018

Craig's List Massage

A euphemism for an encounter with a prostitute esp a small town prostitute who advertises on Craig's List. Used to describe sexual favors solicited on Craig's List or elsewhere.

I just spent 200 bucks on a Craig's List Massage (wink, wink). Kind of expensive, but boy, did it relieve my muscle tension!

by ochomeans8 September 1, 2011

Craig's List Orgy

A hurriedly organized mass suck festival using the internets. Participants are typically those lurking the internet for a random encounter.

Bill: How was the Craig's List hook up?

Ted: Turned out to be a craig's list orgy, so I can't complain.

by GrizzlyE July 5, 2010