Cookage

The art of being unstoppable, brolic and ultimately cooking your opponent. Particularly a sport.

There's alot of cookage going on at that court over there.

by Warmachine1738 April 13, 2017

Cookage

The act of cooking

The album is a little dry at first but has some real cookage going on in the second half

"Cook" is an archaic and offensive term, I prefer "person of cookage"

by technicallynotarson June 27, 2024

Coobage Pooch Wooner

A penis that is extremely shriveled with flaps of skin bunched up around it making it look like a head of cabbage.

Is that guy smuggling vegetables in his pants? No, he's just got a coobage pooch wooner.

by Coobage February 11, 2010

coosage

basically a substitute for anything innappropriate. Also a synonym for either genders.

Jon got his coosage sucked today.
We were walking around and allthesudden coosage happens.

by coosage@eastside May 29, 2010

vienna corkage

when one unloads in another's buttocks and just before the salty snack leaks out, a vienna sausage is shoved up the anus.

"i don't know where randy is, but he might be thrown out of a moving car with a vienna corkage and cigarette burns."

by jason wilson January 14, 2006

cockage

a blend of the terms 'cock" and "package", originally used by jessica ******, after complaining about getting it in the butt from her boyfriend, who "had a big cockage"

It was a lubed-up cockage...
IN MY BUTT!

by Guitarman357 August 28, 2004

Coofage

The act of receiving fellatio/head

"Hey man I'm gonna get some coofage tonight"

by Snavy Macc January 12, 2020