Convindix

A "Convindix" Is someone who has no concept of reality or physical possiblity.

Oh Yeah Dave? He thinks we can pass the light barrier easily, he's such a Convindix

by Ignignokt3 December 5, 2020

Convidiot

1. A stupid person who stubbornly ignored 'social distancing' protocol. thus help to further spread COVID-19

2. A stupid person who hoards groceries needlessly spreading COVID-19 dears and depriving others of vital supplies

'Are you seriously going to visit grandma? dude, don't be such a convidiot'

'See that guy with the 200 toilet paper rolls? What a convidiot'

by glkdsmfhg;serg;'lsehdkgserh March 21, 2020

Convincidence

When the random nature of existence produces patterns from chaos, is grasped by the weak minded as signs of conscious design or messages from beyond.

Benedict: That's the third cartwheeling turtle I've seen this week, it's an omen and harbinger of doom!

Dawkins: You're mental, it's just convincidence.

by Pobotrol October 26, 2010

convincing shit

When the shit brew is convincing enough to make you think it’ll be quick and painless but turns out it was bluffing.

(2) When you’re convinced you have to shit but it’s just a stuck butt sneeze.

Jim: hey Larry, why were you in the bathroom for so long?

Larry: idk man I thought I was gonna get some relief, but as it turns out, that was one convincing shit.

by Fried Fattie October 7, 2023

convincion

to convince; the act of convincing; the nounish form of convince

I used convincion on Tom to give me money.

Convincion was used on the teacher, resulting in the cancellation of a quiz.

by Roger Y December 28, 2007

convincible

Something so convicing it is irrefutable.

George W. Bush's argument for invading Iraq was not convincible in the slightest. My argument for poking him in the eye, however, is utterly convincible.

by Convincible Hero Of Hiphoprosy November 13, 2003

convincible

When one makes you believe they are a Serial Killer.

It was convincible during the conversation between Carol and Peter about how long it has been since they last seen each other. Kristi listen upon their conversation and wondered why they kept on referring to the past and that it had been a while since they killed someone and got away with it. When Kristi asked what were they talking about they took a sharp knife and duck tape and.......

by kricarpet September 1, 2010