confetti surprise

Is when a guy with a beard eats outs a girl with a hairy bush then sneezes and blows all of her lose pubic hair in the air and yells surprise!

I can my women a confetti surprise last night

by napalm3191 October 19, 2014

Confetti Shot

A sexual maneuver, during which the man is taking the woman from behind. He exclaims that he is about to cum. Then, once the female turns to face him, he shoots his load on her face and then throws a handful of confetti or glitter at her.

Friend # 1 - "Wow!! Did you guys here about Tom and Cindy the other night?! They were bumping uglies and he decided to throw her a little surprise party."
Friend #2 - "No! You don't mean he gave her a Confetti Shot?!"
Friend #1 - "Bam! Right in the kisser."

by THE Kitchen January 11, 2008

The Confetti shower

When your girl is deepthroating so hard that she's gonna puke.
So when you cum on her face, she starts puking on the ground while grinding her teeth to contain the lumps.
When you're done cuming and she's done puking, she showers with the lumps like confettis to celebrate.

Yo, I just did the confetti shower to my girl, it was lit.

by Le SaigneurDesAnus September 26, 2020

Confetti Shower

The sexual act involving someone deepthroating her/his partner until the urge to vomit.
As the person vomits, he/she retains the lumps (or vomit bits) by grinding his/her teeth.
Meanwhile, the partner gets ready to cum.
As the guy finally cums on the person's face, the person will spit the lumps in the air over the just relieved man who celebrates his load, like a shower of confetti.

- Yo, Jared, I heard you and your girl did something real nasty!
- You bet bro, we performed the perfect confetti shower. I really think she's the One.

by LeSaigneurDesAnu$$$ October 5, 2020

makeshift confetti shower

The act of placing confetti on a ceiling fan blade's, then spinning the fan (or turning it on). The fan will throw the confetti all around the room.

Person A: Why is the room a mess?
Person B: Because I did a makeshift confetti shower.

by ChameleonDragon May 27, 2019

strip confetti

The often explicit cards for hookers, escorts, strippers etc. that are handed out by vegas crickets on the Las Vegas strip. They get dropped on the street in large quantities producing litter like confetti.

Notice how every kid on Las Vegas boulevard walks along looking down? They're staring at the strip confetti. Probably the first pictures of naked women they've ever seen.

by SomethingMild January 14, 2010

sky confetti

Sky confetti is a winter-positive word for "snow". It is meant to remind you that snow is delightful and, like confetti, should signal the start of some sort of party or festivity. Waaaahoooo!!!

Scene 1:
Girl 1: "Holy shit! We're supposed to get 10-25cm of sky confetti today!"
Girl 2: "Let's go make snowpeople and snowanimals!"
Girl 1: "Huzzah! Let's go do that, friend!"

~~~~~

Scene 2:
Non-binary human 1: "I've been waiting for the sky confetti to start falling since the end of September! I can't believe it's finally here!"
Non-binary human 2: "Let's go celebrate!! Let's build a snowfort!!!"
Non-binary animal 1: "Moooooooooo!!!!"

by ricercar December 10, 2017