ALCS is the inability to understand the lyrics of a song no matter the style. One may be ALCS positive when: he/she does not understand the meaning behind the words or when he/she just doesn't understand the words themselves.
by Ni2k February 16, 2013
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Person A: "Man, i have a lot of pennies!"
Person B: "Are they beyond Vegeta's Comprehension?"
Person A: "No, it was just 3273 of 'em."
Person B: "Are they beyond Vegeta's Comprehension?"
Person A: "No, it was just 3273 of 'em."
by AlphaCananogram January 22, 2009
Get the Vegeta's Comprehension mug.One of the best songs in my opinion written by the prog/death metal band "DEATH"... It is featured track 5 off the human album..... At first the song may sound like jazz but dont make an understatment over the first 10 seconds...
NU-METAL KID THATS 14: Hey guys I just bought slipknots new album "subliminal verses"
Death fan: Dude thats been around for 2 years anyways ... go listen to some real metal not that pussy shit you kids think is a fasion statement
NU-METAL KID: My mom wont let me listen to death because she says it provokes people into satans wrath
Death Fan - well thats you're problem you pussy
Death fan- well remember this when you move out listen to lack of comprehension
NU-METAL KID- but my mom wants me to stay home the rest of my life
Death fan: Dude thats been around for 2 years anyways ... go listen to some real metal not that pussy shit you kids think is a fasion statement
NU-METAL KID: My mom wont let me listen to death because she says it provokes people into satans wrath
Death Fan - well thats you're problem you pussy
Death fan- well remember this when you move out listen to lack of comprehension
NU-METAL KID- but my mom wants me to stay home the rest of my life
by thecairvoyant June 6, 2007
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Dude : Sorry bro I was practicing some constipation comprehension
Dude : Sorry bro I was practicing some constipation comprehension
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-No, why?
- Dude you missing out, he's posting great educational videos!
-No, why?
- Dude you missing out, he's posting great educational videos!
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