Commaging

A person who smells, or sniffs dead people's farts.

-"Where was Dirty Dave last night Bill?" "He was commaging in the morgue of course." "Ohhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyyyy."

-"Have you heard of this new trend that's been happening"? "What the atkins diet?" "No smelling dead people's farts...... you know, commaging."

-"Ahhhh, don't you just love your own brand of farts?" "No, I prefer dead people's."

by Zebraman September 17, 2007

cormacing

Cormacing occurs when someone's internet is so trash, that it cosmic ddos anything it comes into contact with. It is so horrible that it affects everything and everyone else using the same service, and can cause others' connection to suffer or even crash as a result.

I was having fun with some friends last night on Xbox, until some guy joined and began cormacing the whole party.

by Sir Defintions May 18, 2016

aerobic commuting

An established mindset of positivity along with purposeful activities that transform commuting into an enjoyable, healthy and rewarding part of one’s life.

My commute is no longer a grueling ordeal since I started practicing the principles of aerobic commuting.

by TheAerobicCommuter1 November 19, 2010

Comparing answers

Code words for cheating. Often used in educational settings and always done in the 3 minutes before class.

Example 1:
*Teacher walks by 2 kids doing homework*
Teacher: Is that chapter 15 due next period?
Kids: Yea, were comparing answers to further our education and brainstorm possible class discussion questions.
Example 2:
Greg: Here, lets compare answers. Unfortunately, I got all blanks.

by The Fo November 20, 2007

compaling

complaining excessively over shit that doesn't matter

After fighting for hours over whether or not to get a teddy bear, Jim was compaling the rest of the day!

by Michael Dixon John Jay July 28, 2010

Commiting a JP

Puking on a girl that you really like.

Jake was commiting a JP by puking on Trisha while playing Beer Pong.

by Bitches_bein_Bitche December 19, 2009

Crummaging

Crummaging: (corruption of the word scrummaging) The act of searching for and then stealing the minuscule crumbs covered in flavor from the bottom of another's chip packet.

I was eating my Doritos the other day and then Mitch lent over and started crummaging. What a dick.

by jnizo September 30, 2010