School Computers 

They barely work nowdays.

We don't use Windows 7 (aka School Computers), we use Windows 10.

School Computers by ROBLOX #1 Fan November 12, 2018

School Computers 

Giant overheating portals of fuckery, that you would think only exist in The Twilight Zone, that are kept hidden somewhere, within the swoltering hot magma chambers found somewhere in Mia Khalifa's asshole.

The entire school was evacuated when several of the School Computers spontaniously combusted.

School Computers by EnlightenedGenesis September 6, 2016

Computers 

The answer to every single question.

Billy: How do they make cheese?
Bob: Computers.

Computers by LizzanceRopierre February 21, 2005

mdg computers 

MDG (acronym) = My Data's Gone

A garbage computer manufacturer in Canada that sells computers made from parts that fell on the floor from a real manufacturer's shop. Their alledged "customer service" and "technical support" is far from helpful. And their sales reps only knowledge is how to juggle numbers around to make the consumer think they are getting a deal when they're really not.

I bought a computer at MDG Computers and the harddrive crashed. MY DATA'S GONE!

I called MDG Tech Support for assistance and they put me on hold for 15 minutes because they were too stupid to know the answer.

mdg computers by Canadavey December 30, 2006

Dell Computers 

Piece of shit computers. I can shit computers better than those. Theses unsuspecting people see the ads of the stupid little pot head screamin DUDE UR GETTIN A DELL and get drawn to it. They shit the bed after like 4 months than u call there high quality support and stay on the phone with some dickhead hoo rambles for 4 hours about the wrong thig

Johnny: Watta u doin?
Jimmy: Im playin on my four month old dell.
CRASH
Johnny: Dude ur computer jus crashed.
Jimmy: No prob ill call their great support.
4 hous later......
Support man: CHING CHONG CHO ME CHIN LALALALALALA
Jimmy: Fuck u im getting a Compaq

Dell Computers by Carlos September 24, 2004

Computers 

Earbud Headphones.

Kenny : Toby, take those computers out of your ears for a second.

Computers by The_Streets October 12, 2017

chickedns when i see multiplication i have a discount on remotes for computers and c h e e s e i eat sand 

i love chicken and i hate math

damn, chickedns when i see multiplication i have a discount on remotes for computers and c h e e s e i eat sand frfr

chickedns when i see multiplication i have a discount on remotes for computers and c h e e s e i eat sand by Scrungly little doidle April 20, 2023