Comb Over

Any person who is trying to hide their balding scalp with long strands of hair combed in one direction.

I don't know why he doesn't just wear a wig his comb over looks like shit.

by Rick Swank September 4, 2005

comb over

Violating the "man" act - importing hair across a pate line

Is that a veal cutlet hanging on that dude's head or is that a horrid comb over?

by Trauma Doc April 3, 2006

comb over

when a woman has an abnormally large fore-head (a.k.a. 5-head) and the man jizz's on it, then flips her hair over. thus causing it to get stuck and cover the previous "bald spot"

"Man, I gave that 5-headed bitch over there a comb over last night."

by sevleregos88 July 15, 2009

Comb Over

When you titty fuck a girl with uneven breasts. You place your dick against the small one and wrap the larger one over your dick like a comb over. Also known as "The Donald". Named after Donald Trump.

Bro- I wonder what it would be like to titty fuck the girl that lost her boob to cancer...

Dude- You'd have to use her small boob for support and wrap the bigger one over your dick like a comb over!!

by Kevy-D August 22, 2011

Comb Over

any fat man with red hair that teaches english

Mr Neese

by Corey Holsapple December 17, 2003

Comb Over

Any part of the human hair which has also been called a part.

This means you! David Simpson

by Leigh and Ben October 30, 2003

comb-over

n., a rearrangement of surrounding hair to cover a bald spot as completely as possible. Usually accomplished by flattening strands of hair in widely-spaced parallel stripes across the afflicted region. Rarely successful, often calls attention to the follically-challenged zone in question.

John painstakingly arranged the twenty-four remaining hairs (down two from yesterday!) flat across his the center of his balding pate. He separated the strands for maximum coverage, then secured and shined them with a dab of Vitalis conditioner.

by Ari Stern December 20, 2003