Colorguard

The only activity where your proffesor can legaly yell at the top of his/her lungs: "WORK THE POLE!!!!"

While marching and spinning the colorguard hears a faint voice above the marching band:

WORK THE POLE LADIES!!

by maplebar December 11, 2010

colorguard

A group of highly talented teenage girls. They must be able to dance, spin various pieces of equipment, hold their head up and portray emotion, and march in time, and pretend that its not negative 100 degress outside. It is the colorguard's job to bring life to a piece of music. They must be able to use their bodies, along with their equipment, to give the music a personality. Contrary to popular belief, they are not the rejects of the Cheerleader, the dance team, ext. Any guard girl could stand in front of a crowd and scream "Go Team Go!" however I really doubt a cheerleader could pick up a rifle, throw a quad, and catch it, all while holding your head high and portraying the emotion of the show. Many members of the band/drumline like to blame the colorguard when the band/drumline does bad, however, it is usually not their fault. I say usually because every group, band, colorguard, && drumline, will have a bad show sometime. Putting that aside though, it is the colorguard's ability to come back from a bad show and be 10X fiercer then last week that makes them so freakin' ah-mazing. Never try to understand a conversation between guard girls. Being in a colorguard mean developing the best friendships ever and therefore, many inside jokes that you will never understand. In conclusion, colorguard is ah-mazing && anyone who gets on here and says they aren't should just go ahead and go have sexual intercourse with themselves, mkay? No, really, just do it!

Person 1: Dude, the Colorguard is Hott!
Person 2: I know right!
Colorguard is ah-mazing, mkay?

by Colorguard is fierce! April 1, 2008

Colorguard

A section in marching bands that adds visual effect and serious awesomeness. They use flags (usually six feet tall), sabres, rifles, and ocassionally props. They are COMPLETELY SEPARATE FROM CHEERLEADING. Seriously. No connection.

Colorguard girl: *does quad*
Band member:
AHHH!!! You almost killed me!!
Colorguard girl:
...sissy...

by choirperson February 15, 2009

Colorguard

Hard work, blood, sweat and tears. Don't care about the haters because they don't know crap and most of of the girls are skinny get it straight bitches. Check yourself before you wreck yourself.

Did you see those colorguard guys from the Concord Blue Devils toss that ensemble nine on rifle? I did. Bitch.

by secretagentpterradactyl November 28, 2009

Colorguard

1. A true test of physical strength and ability.
2. The only place where you can legally flip it, whip it, and strip it!

Oooh! Shiny flags...

by Musically-Transmitted-Disease May 13, 2005

colorguard

One Step!
One Tempo!
One Beat!
One Spin!
One Movement!
One Motivation!
One Voice!
One Objective!
One Aim!
One Ambition!
One Incentive!
One Dream!
One Goal!
One Guard!

1: What are they chanting?

2: Colorguard...it's a cult. Duh.

by Keikoku July 13, 2006

Colorguard

1. a semi-cult which no one outside of it understands, because they cannot handle the greatness of it

2. a group of girls, and occasionally a gay guy, who make marching band far more interesting by dancing and twirling flags, sabres, rifles, batons, and sometimes the odd prop or two

Person 1: I don't like marching band shows. They're so boring.

Person 2: No they're not! Look at the shiny flags and weapons.

by ehhhhh April 16, 2005