cockbeat

When you've just had mind-blowing sex and now your vag feels beat up.

Friend 1: Hey you wanna go to the mall and look at shit?

Friend 2: Naw, I'm all cockbeat. I can't walk too good.

Friend 1: I understand.

by TeacherBitch July 28, 2010

cockbeat

Th present tense for someone who is consistantly annoying, exageratory or generally socially retarded.

Mate, you are such a cockbeat.

by RQQST3RT33TH April 14, 2005

Cockbeat

When a male gets so hard and horny, your cock grows to the pinnacle of its possible size, releasing quick jolts of cum all over, and it happens anywhere from 2-20 times, anything past that is inhumane. It launches off base at lightning speeds. And it feels similar to a heartbeat, only located in your cock. Sometimes, you can feel the cockbeat coursing through your veins like a cum god.

Brock - I was balls deep in my bitch when I felt the cockbeat around 12 times. Felt like a machine gun in my pants when I felt it. Pleasure was immeasurable, I think she liked it.

Ryan - Disrespectfully, please never talk again.

by Odyeon June 3, 2024

Cockbeat

You get so hard n’ horny that semen spews out in short bursts at rocket speeds, usually around 3-15 times, and it feels like a heartbeat in your cock. Sometimes you feel the cockbeat coursing through your veins, and that’s when you know you reached Cum-God status.

Brock - I was balls deep in my girl when I started feeling the cockbeat, and it felt like I had a machine gun in my pants. I had reached the apex of our sex. I felt the cockbeat all around me tingle with lots of satisfaction.
Rico - Now since when did you reach this zen in the art of cumming Brock, I don’t believe you.
Brock - Ya gotta try, ya just gotta try my g. You’ll feel the highest feeling of pleasure any man can get to.

by Odyeon June 3, 2024

cockbean

The dead skin scraped from one's penis forming a bean shaped thing of dead cock skin.

That man threw a cockbean at me so I ate it

by Ethn1gga December 16, 2019

cockmeat sandwich

It's a blowjob, but not just any typical blowjob. The main difference is that the blowjob is given by two people instead of just one. The two people acts like the two slices of bread while the reciever's cock is like the meat sandwiched between the two slices of bread. Thus, the name "cockmeat sandwich" and always involve at least 3 people.

From 2008 movie
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay.

This term was used when Big Bob (a guard in Guantanamo Bay) asked Harold & Kumar to get hungry real fast and eat his cockmeat sandwich with extra mayo.

by lenkun August 9, 2008

Cockeater

One who's diet is based primarily on cock

James is such a Cockeater!

by matt April 5, 2004