Cock Gobble

While receiving a blow job, the man proceeds to urinate in the throat of his fuck buddy, causing her to scream in distress, which is distorted by the urine, Resulting in a sound which resembles a turkeys gobble.

*Man receives head and then urinates in the girls mouth*

Girl: You mother fuc, bwauh gobble.

Man: Tehehe

*Ends the cock gobble*

by Brendaon123321 October 8, 2008

Nick Markham Cock Gobble

When you wabble your way to a guy awkwardly.

"Hey bro, why did you N.M.C.G over to her?
"What do you mean?"
"Dude, you pulled a Nick Markham Cock Gobble!"

by jas552 April 15, 2022

Texas Cock Gobble

The act of sucking a man almost to completion while at gun point. Once he is about to finish you bite his cock off as he blows your brains out

Did you see the news article about the guy who texas cock gobbled that ganster?

by Mac_and_T January 14, 2022

gobble cock

a bitch with a huge nose who puts dents in your stomach while blowing you

your ho is a major gobble cock

by twisted dick September 4, 2003

Gobble cock

Ipswich woman goes by trees are green. Does this for fun

Gobble cock is out having fun.

by Natbatnat99n July 4, 2023

Cock Gobbling

People who suck major cock good and hard and usually cock gobbling is followed by cum guzzling

You see that new girl? I heard shes a major cock gobbler

I heard your mom is great at cock gobbling

by Josh & Devante` January 18, 2009

The Cock Gobbler

The thing I fear most in this world. Its a creature similar in appearance to a gremlin. Its only reason for living is to gobble cocks. It likes to hide in the shadows and strike out at it's victims crotches with its sharp talons. Its insatiable in it's appetite and even wears a "tool belt" where it stores extra detached man meat. Candyman rules apply, meaning the Cock Gobbler can actually be summoned by saying its name three times in a row.

My friend Hoppy thought it would be funny to test out the urban legend of the Cock Gobbler. Now the only ones laughing are the ladies when they see he doesn't have a penis.

by weezarc June 1, 2010