ClusterPost

When you mix up your instant messaging posts and post to the wrong IM thread, thus creating a cluster fuck with all your mates.

Dave ClusterPosted to the wrong thread telling everyone how much of a slut Mary is, and now all the wives on the thread are pissed at her and all the dudes are hitting her - a total cluster fucj.

by GasStationSushi May 6, 2023

clustercoitus

polite or formal way to say clusterfuck

To get avoid offending his superiors, Dick used the term clustercoitus instead.

by mphi December 9, 2009

CLUSTERFIST

a fisting of someone simultaneosly by over 6 individuals often resulting in extreme pain and hilarity at what a muppet that person was for agreeing

dude i am sooo up for tearing my asshole with a clusterfist

by roz March 9, 2005

clusterbust

Created by Dmitriy, Marc, Mike, and Raffy, this word was decided upon to represent the action of multiple people ("Cluster") ejaculating ("Busting") onto one single victim.

Hey, we're going to clusterbust Ms. Calandrino after school today, are you in?

Jane is so angry that those guys clusterbusted her.

by Mike/Bill November 29, 2004

clustersteve

To derail a conversation with a flurry of apparently-relevant messages which are later revealed to be completely off-topic and related only superficially

"this is a commonly accepted term used among various hackerspaces"

"when we tried to figure out what color to paint the doghouse the whole conversation turned into a complete clustersteve"

"The meeting was productive and unremarkable, but then several successive tasks got clustersteved and everyone kinda lost the rhythm."

by Dustinbikes May 2, 2013

Clusterbistrosturous

Adjective:

Describing the act of getting horny or erected.Someting that makes you pop one.

That girl is making me clusterbistrosturous!

by Matt A. May 3, 2005

CLUSTERFIST

an individual who is "tighter than Kelsey's nuts" when it comes to parting with a dollar; a parsimonious peckerhead.

My Uncle Louie was such a clusterfist that he requested in his last will and testament that he buried in a pine box with his millions in a canister beside
his carcass.

by weave September 22, 2003