claire's ass 

The fattest ass you've ever seen

P1: Yo look over there, is her ass as fat as claire's ass?
P2: Na thats impossible there is no ass as fat as claire's ass.

claire's ass by Mattk26 February 25, 2017

Claire's Ears 

The large, cheap earrings you find in the store Claire's that every wannabe thug, gangsta, hoodlum or go getta are sporting.

Basically, trying to look icy, but on a small time budget.

I like my guys to sport the Claire's ears.

He so broke, he got Claires Ears.

Claire's Ears by Lil A Sizzle February 12, 2009

claire's 

store full of cute accesories. caution: the prolonged contact with cuteness may cause airhead syndrome

I went to claire's and bought pretty pink earrings!!!

claire's by maxichic April 13, 2006

claire's 

A store located in most malls in America. They sell cheap, inexpensive jewelry to twelve year old girls.They also pierce ears.

I work at Claire's and for all the people that complain about the jewelry breaking and being cheap...you paid 3 fuckin dollars for it!!!!!!!!!!!!How long do you expect it to last?!?

P.S. if you shop at Claire's and you drop something or knock something over please take the time to pick it up....its called common curtosy and common sense.

claire's by sammys May 13, 2006

Claire's 

Gross cheap jewlery. A bad attempt at actual quality. No wonder it's so cheap.

Earings last about...a week. 2 if i'm lucky

Claire's by Dls89 August 26, 2005

Claire’s

A store specialising in ear piercings, fluffy pens and toxic makeup. However the worldwide stores have gone extremely low down in the popularity scale after they stopped selling One Direction merchandise

“Claire’s? I haven’t heard that name since I was an innocent preteen in 2013 entering the store to purchase a One Direction keychain, One Direction purse, One Direction doll, One Direction lifesize cutout and a pair of squidgy earrings”

Claire’s by beefy orange May 31, 2018

Claire's 

Claire's has good jewelry for all ages. Icing by claire's has better dangling earrings though. There are usually some good sales going on. It has good present ideas when you want to get your friends some cute accesories!

I got my friend a ring and some really cute dangling earrings!

I got my ears pierced at claire's!

Claire's by Rachael Hilston June 27, 2005