Choffing

The art of choffing is for a female to vigorously pound herself at a rate of pace not normally known to man. Usually when the choff is finished, the womans hand is completely coated in a mix of cum and blood. Tasty.

Girl 1 (Phone) : Hey, you sound in pain, what's wrong?

Girl 2: Oh, i'm just choffing myself off, my vagina is caning!

by LewinsB April 24, 2011

Choffing

1. To take the piss, tease or make a joke

2. To flirt outrageously

1. Na bru, I didn't really see Angelina Jolie, I'm just choffing you!

2. Dude! She just showed you her boobs! She was totally choffing you!

by marsisafag March 9, 2010

Chof

(CHAW-F) Means literally anything in any context

Your such a chof!

What the chof.

Pass the silly chof thing.

by dereldoylan September 15, 2019

Choffed

Adj., To be intoxicated, particularly within a park.

Yo bro, wanna go to the park and get choffed tomorrow?

by choffedinBanchoff March 30, 2011

chof

chof can be any part of speech. it is taken from the book "Froggy Goes to Dinner." Chof is a pretty choffing awesome word. You can substitute it for any word. Its just that cool.

I am going to chof you up you bztn n00b.

Wak!

Why yall wana pway hawo?

by your bznt mom October 25, 2005

Chof

classic hall of fame. said after done something funny

you - "Today, I was at my grandmother's house when I noticed a small object that felt rubbery and sticky. It was only after I carefully inspected it that I realised I was playing with my grandmother's hearing aid. The part that goes inside the ear"

me- " CHOF!"

by IloveChofing April 12, 2010

Chof

masturbate wank To stroke the penis violently between the first two fingers and the thumb. Usually done in an aggravated, overly enthusiastic manner and in inappropriate places such as your friend's house, a botanical garden or the gym bathroom.

Guy1: "where's guy 3?"
Guy2: "nah, he's choffing in the toilets"

by Stephanusanus March 3, 2015