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Choding

In Korean, "choding" refers to "elementary school kid".

When it's used for someone who isn't a kid (teenager, grown-up,...), it means that this person is childish and acts like a kid.
This guy acts like a little kid, he is really a Choding !
by eLement August 27, 2013
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The act where a guy with a chode is masturbating.
He had to use two hands while choding.
by Jason C... February 4, 2003
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When a man exposes his chode(a penis wider than long)and masturbates with it usually having to use two hands.
I caught him choding, and it was an ugly site.
by Jason C.. February 4, 2003
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When you take your sweater or turtleneck and put it up to your forehead and say "I'm a chode"
Hey look I'm choding
by Mx. Blck July 15, 2022
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Mashing your penis so it becomes a chode
Priscilla started choding the her boyfriend upon his request.
by n/////? April 8, 2025
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Choding is when you grab the tip of your meat hose and squeeze it downward, making your hotdog wider and thicker than it is long.
I'm choding it right now, you wont know what hit you!!!
by Litzo June 18, 2025
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When a man with a chode (a penis that is wider than it is long) begins gooning (a state where the man has edged his penis for such a time that he has lost all cognitive, social and perceptive ability and is fully controlled by his penis and balls. This usually manifests itself with a complete lack of fine motor skills, tongue hanging out, dumb expression on the face, covered in sweat, white as a sheet, slurred speech and communicates only in short grunts, sub audible noises and jerky body movements.)
Choding is exceptionally common in places like retirement homes, low income areas after dark, and college fraternities. Choding stops when the man finally ejaculates, and is no longer controlled by his balls.

When someone is actively choding, the phrases “choded out” or “chode schlopping” can be used.
“Did you see that guy over there in the inside out shirt and the unbuckled jeans? He had to be choding, he was drooling all over the ground!”

“Why is Dustin acting like he just hit his head on a wrecking ball?” “He is choding, he’s been edging his tuna can shaped Cock for the last 3 days and is in a complete choded out state”

“What is Doug doing over there with no clothes on and drooling all over the lawn chair?” “He’s chode schlopping Ronnie, I don’t think it ever stops”
by Lostnationmudflap July 19, 2025
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