Cheesley

When somebody thinks that Cheese is in lasagna instead of Pasta sheets

That kid thinks that Cheese is in Lasagna instead of Pasta, he is a Cheesley

by Cheesy Chip 509 May 25, 2012

Cheesley Beasley

A cheese toastie.

Do you fancy a cheesley beasley?

by Boristhesmellysock February 16, 2021

Cheeseybob

Another name given to the woodlouse. Origins from Guildford, Surrey.

If you know you know.

Hey look, it's a Cheeseybob.

by Superglands June 7, 2019

Cheesey Salmon Slots

A rather elaborate yet highly description term for a Gash.

This should be used in context with an unclean cunt. The 'cheesey' referring to the fanny batter appearance and the 'salmon' not only being rather descriptive of the smell but also on occassion the colour of the beef curtains. The beef curtains or piss flaps are indeed aptly referred to as 'slots' in the phrase being outlined.

I had to fuck her anally as she had cheesey salmon slots.

Sorry if my breath smells my girlfriend has cheesey salmon slots

by TonyTVR July 28, 2008

cheesey maggot cock

a small penis that smells or is covered in cheese

Errr Liam has a cheesey maggot cock

by crunter May 4, 2010

Chesley

Sweet crackhead lovable moods bffs every where messed up life amazing awesome cool

“Chesley is a great friend!!!”
“I know right””!!!”

by Yourdude December 31, 2019

cheesey beast

someone who is constantly angry about nothing and is made out of cheese. However, despite their appearance, cheesey beasts are known to be huge fans of the ladies and are exeptional dancers.

"Wow, look at stephen, he's such a cheesey beast!"

"I wish I could be that much of a cheesey beast. I'd get all the ladies."

by Wilk Dogg January 14, 2009