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Celvan

Stop being so celvan
by Thedeckofcards April 20, 2017
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cevans

When a person jacks off seven (7) times in one day. Each time the person marks a "C" on his hand. Use different colors for different styles. For example with porn, with help, by yourself, upsidedown, etc. A lot of people will ask what the "C's" mean, but you will only have to tell the truth to those people in which you trust.
Chris uses the "Cevans" technique everytime that he jacks off, but only his neighbor actually knows what it truely means.
by Dupid and his sidekick May 27, 2008
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Cevan

Look at all the cevans! Neigh!! :)
by lobsterboy_ October 20, 2020
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Cervantes

This given name denotes an intelligent, opinionated person who poses superior wit and charm. This person can be considered larger than life due to their grandiose dreams, actions and lifestyle. Also, poses a joie de vivre that makes this person adventurous, fun and overall and incredible person. If you are lucky enough to encounter one with the surname Julian consider yourself incredibly lucky
Did you meet that guy Cervantes, he has to be the most interesting man in the world.
by contrarebel June 1, 2011
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Cevan

A person with a power level over 9000 that can fly and fuck shix up. Can also be used to describe anything that causes massive damage to their opponents over a long distance.
"Hey can you pass me the sniper rifle?" "YOu mean the cevan?"
by 4rt3m15 December 5, 2012
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calvano

The word Calvano is a word of extreme mystery and dates back to the begining of existence. It is beleived that men around fires would grunt to each other saying "Calvano! Calvano!" to communicate. Later it evolved into the first known language and pretty much created human interaction. It is regarded as the most famous word in all known languages. Calvano was later to be recognized by the first Dhali Lama as the "holy word". It has been seen throughout history like the epic battle of Thermopali, or The Gunpowder Treason. Everywhere the word Calvano has been, it has left a trail of glory. In the 19th century a family so filled with radicallness was given the last name Calvano, they are still alive today and reside throughout the United States as the greatest family to date. Finally in the 20th century the word Calvano was given a real definition, Legendary Chuck Norris gave this definition as "F***ing Amazing". It will appear in the 2010 edition of Websters Dictionary.
Dude, that guy is so effing Calvano, hes literally the most bamf person I have ever met!

I wish I wasn't fat and unwanted, I wish I could be more Calvano so I could get all the girls I wanted and be famous...
by Elderbob February 7, 2008
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Celiann

Is a beautiful young lady who rocks her outfits 24/7 and is sweet and loyal. She defends herself and her friends.
Your such a celiann!
by Celiann November 11, 2017
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