Ceiling fan

A person who likes admires ceilings.

Person 1: I love ceilings
Person 2: So you're a ceiling fan.

by BasseDaBows March 2, 2020

Ceiling fan

The one thing that spins so fast I can suffocate myself with carbon monoxide and clear the evidence instantly

I will commit ceiling fan if you don’t shut the fuck up

by Ur mom bob January 13, 2021

Ceiling fan

It’s on the ceiling

It’s a ceiling fan

by Dresser June 16, 2020

Ceiling fan

A fan but with a twist. It’s on your ceiling.

I hit my dick on a ceiling fan last night and it hurt like hell

by Fleshlights are very pleasing January 5, 2021

Ceiling Fan

A special way of telling someone to kill themself in the way of hang themself on a sturdy ceiling fan

"You are being a showoff, ceiling fan"

by somerandomcat February 1, 2017

Ceiling Fan

When a woman ties five men together with their backs facing a common center, then ties all of them to the ceiling, then proceeds to spin them around in a circle, making their dicks hit her face in rapid succession, similar to the blades of a ceiling fan.

Boy: Everytime i walk into my house after school, my mom is playing with the ceiling fan, but i can never figure out how to turn it off...

by xXWhitmanXx November 13, 2014

Ceiling Fan

A spinning object on your ceiling. Commonly used to strap children to as punishment.

Billy said a bad word?! Better strap him to the Ceiling Fan

by RustyVegetable August 19, 2019