Car wash

When you blow a load in someone’s face and turn around and fart in there face.

The girl had cum on her face and was plugging her nose because I gave her a car wash.

by The original Carwasher March 30, 2019

Car wash

When two people lick another's vagina and asshole at the same time. Thus resembling a car wash, by cleaning both holes at the same time.

"Hey man want to go car wash that chick?" "OK I call the ass!" "Alright I got her vajj"

by Shock Burner October 2, 2009

Car wash

When you and your lady friend are in the shower gettin' freaky and she squeezes some soap in her mouth and starts slobbin on your veggies like your dong's in a car wash.

Chad: Yea dude we were in the shower and she was just shankin my shaft when she puts some old spice in her yapper and starts givin me ill dome

Trent: Awwww no way man she took you to the car wash! Niiiiiccee

by blackman002 August 18, 2014

Car wash

The rapid degradation of a female reproductive(i.e.pussy, gash, cunt, hatchet wound) through violent and sudden digital stimulus (finger-bang, finger-blast) with sharpened fingernails.

The night before last I done car wash wifey dun.

by Wu tang Type Slang December 2, 2009

car wash

when a girl lathers up her hair with shampoo, wraps it around your cock, and jacks you off with it until you bust in her hair

Her hair was so lathery...it was perfect for giving me a car wash.

by Accipiter April 15, 2006

Car Wash

When a girl rubs her hair back and forth over a guy's dick until he cums making it look like a car wash.

Debbie totally swished her long hair over my johnson last night till i came. Bitch looked like she was my dick's car wash.

by LacrosseRob91 February 14, 2009

car wash

When a man is in the shower and puts soap or body wash on his wang and does the helicopter so soap gets on everything and everyone else

Richard is in the shower giving everybody a car wash.

by jnmains June 29, 2008