by Holy shiznat July 09, 2009
Pat: After this double date do you want to come back and build a log cabin on the living room floor?
Bob: hell yeah I call second level!
Bob: hell yeah I call second level!
by Billk April 05, 2012
Cindy could feel Jake knocking on the back door of her log cabin. She was nervous as it was the first time anyone or anything had entered that way before.
by Cellardoor101 October 30, 2014
Since my family is on a tight budget, guest in my home were often horrified at the log cabin awaiting them in the bathroom.
by Dr Poops April 21, 2013
Where you have sex with a girl, and when she falls asleep, call some buddies over to help you shit on all for sides of the bed, so the next morning, she'll be trapped in a "log cabin" and can't get out of the bed.
"Dude! My girl's passed out, come over and help me build a log cabin for her."
Marshall: "The bitch just fell asleep after sex. Tha fuck."
Stuart: "She totally deserves to wake up in a log cabin."
Marshall: "The bitch just fell asleep after sex. Tha fuck."
Stuart: "She totally deserves to wake up in a log cabin."
by eaglefire007 July 26, 2011
When 5 or more people shit on someone's face. Much like a bukkake, but with more possible gender/role permutations. Less than 5 is a "Foot Bridge."
We gave the gimp a log cabin last night. I reckon Skeeter had Chipolte for lunch.
We were a couple short for a log cabin, but Washington could have crossed the Delaware on the foot bridge we gave Sally.
We were a couple short for a log cabin, but Washington could have crossed the Delaware on the foot bridge we gave Sally.
by Dgoes October 15, 2009
The completely non homo act of stripping your bros down, getting them rock hard, and building a Lincoln-log-like cabin with your massive boners. Dude, it's totally not gay. What's wrong with a pile of erections? Nothing... No homo.
Scott: Alright guys! Its 10:30! Time to build a log cabin!
Jeff: Oh yes guys! I've been looking forward to this all night, I've had a boner for 5 hours!
Nick: I'm pulsating.
Jeff: Oh yes guys! I've been looking forward to this all night, I've had a boner for 5 hours!
Nick: I'm pulsating.
by MassiveMangasm 8==D June 30, 2010