Buttmark

The soft folds of toilet paper that you place in between your buttcheeks as you stand up to give a courtesy flush so the cold water doesn't splash your sensitive baby soft skin.

After AV was done blowing the smelly pootinkies out of his garehole, he needed to give a courtesy flush so he placed a buttmark between his cheeks and flushed. His butt didn't get wet or dirty and the bathroom was no longer smelly, everybody wins, except your mom!!

by Jordy the Jerk May 1, 2011

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Buttmare

A terrifying or very unpleasant experience or prospect for a person's anus, usually involving gastric distress and/or poor choices of food ingestion.

"I ate lunch at Town Topic today and it did not result in my customary mid-afternoon BUTTMARE."

by afghan_w October 12, 2011

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buttmasked

When inconvenient truths are hidden or masked out, usually in the form of engineered video glitches, some kind of signal loss, interuptions or misdirection. All usually taking place at key moments.

The video feed was BUTTMASKED but I still managed to gain most of the information.
They fact of it being BUTTMASKED just shows where the producer's allegencies lie.

by Yogi Baird July 17, 2020

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Buttlark

Someone who overestimates himself, believing himself to be something that he is not.
Origin: A friend of mine thinks he can "sing like a lark" but he sounds like ass.

Jonny is such a Buttlark, he cries like a baby, but he thinks he is really tough.

by Sam December 3, 2003

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buttmak

1) (verb) When you order a Big at McDonald's but it gets fucked up and you get a "Buttmak"

2) (noun) The sandwich that is given to you when McDonald's fucks up your order

3) (verb) the act of a McDonald's worker taking a dump on your Big Mac.

Tyler Manseau just got buttmak'd.

by The Akid June 23, 2009

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