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Butthairs

The hair on ones Butt used for Braiding .
Do you braid?' 'Braid what?' 'your butthairs silly!' 'OH, of course!!!
by -Braider April 12, 2011
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Butthersia

It's basically the formal definition of being butthurt.
Guy: Doctor, I think I'm crazy! I'm so jealous of everyone that it pains me in my rear.
Doctor: Sir, I'm sorry to say this, but you're suffering from Butthersia.
by DredMan January 28, 2013
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butthisface

a guy who has everything nice BUTT HIS FACE.
hes a butthisface, everythin else is nice.
by maddyandamanda June 19, 2008
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Buttaids

The result of committing repeated faggotry. Even if you have never had gaysex, you will still get Buttaids from the act of faggotry.

A breakthrough in recent research has also proven that it is possible to get the Buttaids from using Vista and Java, which also give the risk of contracting Javaids and Vistaids.

If you contract all three of the said diseases, you will become a Ubuntard.

Buttaids is a serious disease, and cannot be cured. Once you have it, it becomes a part of you forever.
"I has teh Buttaids!"
by Longpoke October 1, 2008
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Senator Buttars

1. The Utah senator, who during an interview confessed that he doesn't mind gays, but doesn't want them shoving it down his throat all the time, or in his kid's face.

2. To mess an interview up worse than Sarah Palin.

3. See Freudian Slip.
Definition 1:

Guy 1: Do you want a hand job or the Senator Buttars?

Guy 2: I'll take the Senator Buttars.

Definition 2:

Guy 1: Dude, did you see Katie Couric wreck Sarah Palin last night?

Guy 2: No, but Senator Buttars got PLAYED.
by MNM-G April 28, 2010
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butthurst

An uncontrollable love for a tan hairy person
Jack:Kevin did you hear that mike is a butthurst

Kevin:Yes it's because he likes that tan hairy girl what's her name?

Jack:Hailey
by Yahonk December 17, 2013
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butthair

the hair surrounding your butt
Ewwww...her butthair has dingleberrys on it!!
by Little Foot May 25, 2004
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