balkanize

To fracture and waste something important, like a country, with something totally unimportant, like ethnic differences.

Man, you just balkanized your head on a stump!

by psients October 24, 2006

Bryanized..

Hypnotic loveee state a girl falls under after meeting a cute boy named Bryan.

b"i love you'
m"oh no.."
b"what is it?"
m"i do to..."

m has been bryanized..
classic bryanization in effect.

by mtraiii. March 28, 2009

balkanize

To split something (usually a state) apart, on a usually ethnic basis. This verb first appeared in the 1990's during the War in Bosnia, led by Croats, Serbs and Bosnians, which caused the demise of the Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslavia (SFRY). It is nowadays again popular with Kosovar Albanians trying to rip off a part of Serbia -Kosovo (15% of Serbian territory, imagine the US without Texas)- for themselves.

It seems highly unlikely to balkanize the USA.

by Ntex December 9, 2008

Brianized

When Brian makes your beverage and your intended level of intoxication is about a four billion on a sliding scale from one to ten...

"Hey, how was work?"
"It was rough."
"Want to get brianized?"
"Hell yeah."

by instrumentoffear June 9, 2009

Borganized

Being totally organized as a result of boredom. When you have nothing better to do but borganize your life.

"Wow...you're so organized"..."No, I'm borganized".

by karacake June 25, 2010

Burkanigga

this is a white person who loves saying the word nigga or nigger or niggaroch or bigganigga and a lot of words that have the word nigga in it. This person says this only around his white friends and when around black people he gets nervous and easily annoyed, this person will never say nigga around black people in fear of getting there skinny white ass beat!!!

Black guy: look at that white boy he's prolly a burkanigga
other guy: yeah nigga that kids got no respect, damn fucka

by nick burke February 26, 2009

Barganize

The act of turning any conversation, no matter how innocent, into something vulgar and sexual.

Turoc: Do you know where that pen cap is?
Barga: What about your penis cap?
Turoc: No, my pen cap!
Barga: I don't know where your little finger cot sized condoms are.
Turoc: Why do you always have to Barganize everything?

by Barganizer September 30, 2010