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Brostitute

Men who engage in non-sexual relationships with other men for money.

From the documentary Brostitute with Tim Roth

This documentary takes a closer look at the seedy world of brostitution and brostitutes. This film digs deeper than any other film has when it comes to this secret world of bro-on-bro non-sexual love for profit.
I'm new in this town and I have this huge plasma TV to watch the 'big game,' but I don't know anyone yet. I don't want to watch it alone so I hired a brostitute or two to come over and just 'hang.'

See FunnyOrDie.com/m/4526
by The REAL Bambino September 6, 2010
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Brostitute

A friend for hire.
Guy is a brostitute.
by CELLWORM August 29, 2011
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brostitute

A freind who says "I'll be your best freind if..." alot. He is bassically selling his freindship for money.
Garrett: I'll be your best freind if you buy me lunch today.
Brandon: You sir, are a brostitute.
by TTT of Your Face February 9, 2010
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Brostitute

A person, who engages with sexual activity with plenty ladies
Bro you must be a brostitute
by Macasmart June 14, 2018
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Brostitute

When a bro is easily taken control of by a simple wad of cash, usually for a sexual thing but there are exceptions...
Tim: Bro help me out I didn't study for the biology midterm and you already took it!

Bob: I dont know.....

Tim: waves a wad of 1's

Bob: 1) a, 2) d, 3) c, etc..

Joe: What a Brostitute.
by SexyDescriber October 13, 2011
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brostitute

a man who sells his body for money or really good coupons.
Ken: "I heard jake is a brostitute."

John: "yeah, I know, he's got great coupons."
by thee hammer October 23, 2007
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Brostitute

An informal friend or acquaintance who has prostutional tendencies.
(friend) Yo dude, wassup with Petko recently, he seem to be smokin' more rock than he get paid in a month?

(other friend) Yeah bro', i seen that shit too. He must be suckin' cocks for rocks, cheapass li'l brostitute.
(friend) Aah yeah makes sense. Sellin' his ass crack for crack ash and cash again.
by _no1_ April 9, 2024
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