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Broses

He who is without equal; paragon of perfection, criterion of crunk, whose power and intellect is beyond our ability to fathom or recognize.
Oh Broses, who art in awesome, hallowed be thy mane,
thy ping is none, thy will is phun,
your worth is infinity times seven
by NerdVernacular September 12, 2008
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Broses

alternative to bro, brother, broseph, or man. combination of moses and bro/brother, evolved from the standard biblical companionship term broseph
what u been up to lately broseph? I hit up the mall, ate some taco bell and drank a baja blast, what about you broses.
by $W.M.$ July 20, 2010
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Broses

A heterosexual male should be allowed to give another heterosexual male flowers, as long as they both refer to them as "Broses."
Dude, the Cubs finally won another World Series. Thanks for the half-a-dozen Broses!
by SnugglesKnucklecock May 16, 2011
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Broses

(Bro- Roses) Roses given to the male gender in an effort to be kind, but are often looked down upon.
Dude who got flowers for your mom?

Nah dude those are my Broses. Livvi got them for me when I was having a bad day.

Ah I'm sorry about the flowers and your masculinity bro!
by Infected Crayons June 4, 2011
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brose

Prose written for bros. Popular works of brose include Rippetoe's Starting Strength and Schwarzenegger's Education of a Bodybuilder.

Not to be confused with broetry.
Mark Rippetoe is widely regarded in broscientific circles as a leading author of brose.
by CowManCheeseBall March 9, 2014
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Brose

Similar to any form of prose, but directly or tangentially related to bros.
Yo did you read that new Tucker Max book? Some of the best brose I've read in a while.
by bmic March 27, 2013
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brosee

a close friend. Someone who understands your complete vocabulary; especially the words no one else recognizes.
My brosee Jeff Pap digs what I'm repping, ya heard?
by Matthew Van Gorder May 13, 2008
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