Botkin

One of, pertaining to, or manifesting exceptional unresponsiveness, idiocy, or absurdity.

The word "Botkin" and corresponding root "Botkin-" are used to express these sentiments:

Botkinism - a phrase or action which shows unresponsiveness, idiocy, or absurdity.

Botkinesque, Botkinistic, (less used) Botkinlike - of or pertaining to a botkinism or a botkinistic act.

The word "Botkin" is believed to have originated from a previous term, "Batkhan," but has since been converted to a more phonetic spelling; it has distinctly Proto-Indo-European roots, though it has been difficult to pinpoint the exact branch of the language group from whence it stems.

Daniel was being really slow today in Math class; what a Botkin!

-Today I crashed into a parked car.
-That was very Botkinesque of you.

Today Daniel said a true Botkinism: he claims that Oslo is the capital of Italy.

by The Lamb of Death January 13, 2005

the botkin

Getting your ball sack pinched while a doctor performs a physical on a male, from here sexual relations occur.

Friend 1: Dude, I just got back from the doctor, and I just totally got the Botkin.

Friend 2: Fucking sweet, how'd it go down?

Friend 1: Well I walked in for my physical and then the sexy doctor started to feel my balls for cancer. Afterwards, she pinches my ball sack.

Friend 2: No fucking way...

Friend 1: Yea, it happened. I then pull her head in and she starts to give me a blow job. Fucking EPIC!

by La Maquina/ El Diablo April 17, 2009

trent marshall botkin

The best human in the world that will never be beaten in anything

Trent Marshall botkin is better than u timmothy

by UUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH September 23, 2019

Lucas Botkin

A rather socially awkward CEO of a small arms development and gear company. He is also supposedly married.

That Lucas Botkin would have gotten his face pushed in by that Flannel Boy.

by NeighborhoodWar September 6, 2021

booking it

To perform an action at an increased rate of speed.

Example; "Jane knew she was going to be late for class, she knew her only chance to make it was to start booking it!"

by DUECZ May 5, 2018

oinking and bonking

Having sex.

Wonda Wonderpig was oinking and bonking the boys in the van.

by I, Wreckerrr November 16, 2016

bookin' it

Taking off; running off/away really fast

He booked it outta town as soon as they found out.

I'm sure you'll all be bookin' it out of here once your last exam is done.

by BeeP28 March 12, 2009