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One of, pertaining to, or manifesting exceptional unresponsiveness, idiocy, or absurdity.

The word "Botkin" and corresponding root "Botkin-" are used to express these sentiments:

Botkinism - a phrase or action which shows unresponsiveness, idiocy, or absurdity.

Botkinesque, Botkinistic, (less used) Botkinlike - of or pertaining to a botkinism or a botkinistic act.

The word "Botkin" is believed to have originated from a previous term, "Batkhan," but has since been converted to a more phonetic spelling; it has distinctly Proto-Indo-European roots, though it has been difficult to pinpoint the exact branch of the language group from whence it stems.
Daniel was being really slow today in Math class; what a Botkin!

-Today I crashed into a parked car.
-That was very Botkinesque of you.

Today Daniel said a true Botkinism: he claims that Oslo is the capital of Italy.
Botkin by The Lamb of Death January 13, 2005
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the botkin 

Getting your ball sack pinched while a doctor performs a physical on a male, from here sexual relations occur.
Friend 1: Dude, I just got back from the doctor, and I just totally got the Botkin.

Friend 2: Fucking sweet, how'd it go down?

Friend 1: Well I walked in for my physical and then the sexy doctor started to feel my balls for cancer. Afterwards, she pinches my ball sack.

Friend 2: No fucking way...

Friend 1: Yea, it happened. I then pull her head in and she starts to give me a blow job. Fucking EPIC!

trent marshall botkin

The best human in the world that will never be beaten in anything
Trent Marshall botkin is better than u timmothy

Lucas Botkin

A rather socially awkward CEO of a small arms development and gear company. He is also supposedly married.
That Lucas Botkin would have gotten his face pushed in by that Flannel Boy.
Lucas Botkin by NeighborhoodWar September 6, 2021

booking it 

To perform an action at an increased rate of speed.
Example; "Jane knew she was going to be late for class, she knew her only chance to make it was to start booking it!"
booking it by DUECZ May 5, 2018

oinking and bonking 

Wonda Wonderpig was oinking and bonking the boys in the van.
oinking and bonking by I, Wreckerrr November 16, 2016

bookin' it 

Taking off; running off/away really fast
He booked it outta town as soon as they found out.

I'm sure you'll all be bookin' it out of here once your last exam is done.
bookin' it by BeeP28 March 12, 2009
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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