blotto 

Blind drunk, intoxicated to the extreme

You were so blotto last night

blotto by KING February 17, 2003

blotto 

Drunk. Other terms which mean 'drunk' are: intoxicated, pissed, smashed, Oliver Twist (rhyming slang), potted, soused, in your cups, off the wagon, slaughtered, hammered, wasted, shit-faced, squiffy, legless, sozzled, plastered, sloshed, inebriated, tipsy, tiddly, paralytic, tanked up, on the booze, on the piss, on the sauce

Wife: "You were the one who ended up blotto last night and introduced your dinner to the 'welcome' mat. You can wash it and then wring it out".

Man: "Right now I feel like it's my brain that needs wringing out".

blotto by Stormsworder February 4, 2007

blotto 

To be extremley hammered

"my name is otto! i looove getting blotto!!

blotto by wtf?! omfg!!? n00b October 26, 2006

Blotto 

To be drunk

Ah man I’m Blotto after seeing Mr.Blotto!

Blotto by UrbanDictionary3.0 June 18, 2018

blotto 

describing a wild night of debauchery, an out of control situation, a crazy fucked up experience.

Dude - hookers, booze, blow, a baby goat!? - jesus christ last night was fucking blotto.

blotto by redjazz1 January 4, 2012

Blotto 

A guy you really like but is a huge douche bag to you. or a guy you hate how much you love them.

Girl: my boyfriends such an asshole, but i love him.
Friend: yeah hes a blotto for sure.

Blotto by carhar7 June 29, 2011

blotto 

nina megan liv's crew

oi oi here comes the blotto crew

blotto by liv May 23, 2004