Bitch dog

A small, over-groomed, and spoiled dog which often times is adorned with sweaters, bows, hat, or other outfits, usually adopted for its cuteness by actresses, materialistic and or wealthy women, socialites, heiresses, or gay men. Dogs of this type easily fit into a purse or other type of handbag for easy carrying (often times because walking the dog would be too much work either due to the dog's tiny size or the owner's laziness). Another important criterion for these are that the same adjectives used to describe the dog usually can be used to describe the owner (i.e. spoiled, bratty, lazy, stupid, rich).

"Did you see Paris Hilton's new dog? It's a cute little Yorkshire Terrier dressed as a sailor that can fit right in her purse! It's so cool!"
"That thing's not cool, it's a total bitch dog."

by Demarkus117 July 29, 2009

bitch dog

When someone has to do every single thing you tell them to do because they are inferior to you or owe you

Hey martha, because you lost the bet you have to be my bitch dog all day tomorrow and do everything I tell you to do.

by slore88888 November 22, 2011

Bitch Dog

A dog that is a bitch. A dog that barks at everything. A dog that groans every time it sits down. A dog that is morbidly obese, but still begs for food. A dog that licks furniture for no reason. All of these are characteristics of a bitch dog.

Dog: *barks*
Owner: Bitch Dog.
Owner’s friend: What?
Owner: Oh, my dog’s a bitch.

by currentlypullingawickedone July 6, 2021

Bitch Dog

Being an extreme fuck up. Being both a bitch and a dog at the same time.

Ryan, you really screwed the pooch on that last guitar solo. You are such a bitch dog.

by Smooth B March 25, 2004

bitch dog

the combination of a huge "whore-ish" female and your average female canine. This term is also used when referring to her most enjoyable sexual position, a.k.a " doggy style ".

Victoria is nothing but a big ol bitch dog

by beeeeeeetchdawg May 16, 2011

funky dog bitch

A low life person with no goals or dreams. Subject to do anything with anybody at anytime.To be disappointed or disgusted with someone.

I thought you were my friend you funky dog bitch.

by King T. August 16, 2006

chuuyas_dog_bitch

They’re my mutual . I don’t know them to well but they seem very chill. They like chuuya so you know they cool. They’re pretty.

Yo chuuyas_dog_bitch is so cool
I know right

by _hdhsjsss_ March 25, 2021