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Located in the curvy rear valley of ultimate 21st century sex goddess, Maitland Ward Baxter, Saint Baxter’s Cathedral is a magnificent erotic sanctified place of worship. Thousands upon thousands of loyal Ward Worshipers praise this Holiest of Holies on a daily basis, wishing they were worthy enough to enter its divine splendor. It is currently unknown if any man has actually ever entered Saint Baxter’s Cathedral, but many a man would sell their souls to make that holy pilgrimage
Saint Baxter’s Cathedral is the universally undisputed Holiest of Holies.

I would give my left nut for the opportunity to enter Saint Baxter's Cathedral.
by Colt_Seavers September 20, 2019
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bater's block

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like writer's block, except a condition where a person is unable to procure an appropriate fantasy while masturbating.
Winston's been in the shower for about half an hour now, he must have a case of bater's block.

Sorry about taking so long in the bathroom, I had some bad bater's block. It was probably because of that Golden Girls marathon I just watched
by Nicklovin March 8, 2009
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Barber's Pole

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The result of a sexual liaison with a menstruating woman.
"I finally got down & dirty with that Janet, but she'd got the painters in. Didn't much care at the time, but my dick looked like a goddam Barber's Pole when it was over"
by Bluetyphoon August 6, 2004
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A Barber's Cat

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Seldom used nowadays and of obscure origin, it is generally defined as one with an overly exaggerated opinion of one's own importance and/or knowledge.
"Adolph Hitler, when you really think about it, was little more than the ultimate example of a barber's cat."
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bater's dozen

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The act of masturbating 13 times in one day.
Hey Matt, I heard Jason member looks like a red snapper after completing the bater's dozen.
by misterslave1442 July 27, 2010
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Barner's Law

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Barner's Law states that eventually, no matter if the odds are even beyond impossible, the outcome of a situation is bound to change. This is most commonly used during the ESPN Streak for the Cash game. Depsite a team's record, composure, ability, experience, or any other factor to be considered, Barner's Law states that while on Streak for the Cash, this team will eventually experience the second outcome (ie. if the team is winning a lot, they will lose, or vice versa.). See also law of averages
After winning most of the games in the world cup, The Netherlands felt the effect of Barner's Law and lost in the finals.
by Beasta123 July 17, 2010
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barber's touch

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when a male barber presses his genitals against your hand while it is sitting on the armrest when getting a haircut.
Derp: Today while getting a haircut the barber totally gave me barber's touch!
by deeeeo July 11, 2011
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