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Johnny's Barn

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A term more commonly used in the South or in other countrified areas. It means to go the looooooongest way possible in the history of mankind in order to get to ones destination. Its as opposite as you can get from a short cut. Its taking the longest route ever imaginable. Usually used in the sentence "going around Johnny's barn"
1. They closed down the bridge so instead of walking my normal 5 minute route I had to walk all the way around Johnny's freakin barn and it took like 2o minutes.

2. I should have gotten there in 10 minutes but my GPS doesn't know how to use side roads so instead it took me all around Johnny's barn and I got there really late
3. Dang, why did it take you so long to get here? Did you walk all the way around Johnny's barn? Geez.

4. Daily workout? Just walk around Johnny's barn.
by PrincipalWinchester May 12, 2016
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Grandpa's Cheesy Barn

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It's where a younger man ejaculates on a pregnant woman's lactating tits and it is mixed together to breastfeed an older man
Lance cum all over Pat's lactating tits mixing it into a Cheesy batter and feeding to Keith by allowing him to suck on her nasty pancake tits calling it Grandpa's cheesy Barn
by Poker Face 112 September 17, 2017
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Alabama Barn Slammer

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the act of slamming the lid of a toilet seat down upon one's testicles repeatedly
Seth was so agitated by the stupidity of those around him that he stood up, walked to the nearest rest room, lowered his pants, lifted the seat of the toilet and pulled a perfectly executed Alabama Barn Slammer.
by Sethsucks December 7, 2009
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a person or horse refuses to go anywhere outside of what it considers to be its home. It also means that the person/horse is maybe scared of the outside world.
He would never go out with his wife because he is barn sour.
by CaliGinger March 24, 2011
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Barn Star

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A person who thinks they are a bar star, but only picks up ugly women. aka barn animals
"Mike is such a barn star, he always picks up ugly chicks!"
by commandercool9876 May 11, 2010
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Barn Stupid

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The act of doing nothing for long enough that you forget what you've learned.
:used to describe what happens to horses when left unattended.
He's been in there so long, He's become barn stupid.
by Superjay75 December 21, 2008
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barn slut

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A girl who will sleep with any animal that walks through the barn door.
Tabitha went home with that loser from the 10th floor at the party last night, she is such a barn slut.
by Speedjunki March 2, 2011
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