We all know somone who continually dribbles verbal diarrhea also known as bullshit. These people suffer from Balls Syndrome. The individual cannot refrain from constantly stirring family, friends and co-workers.
Dude comes to work and says to co-workers:
"Hey fellas, have you heard of the Phillips Factor, I know this bloke who bought a take away cheese burger. When he bit into it 5 roaches jumped out. The guy then spat out the burger and snatched up his coke and skulled it unawares that one of the fleeing roaches landed in his coke and was doing the backsroke. After realising he swallowed a roach he then chucked on a waitress who then spewed on him...... true story"
This guy has Balls Syndrome.
"Hey fellas, have you heard of the Phillips Factor, I know this bloke who bought a take away cheese burger. When he bit into it 5 roaches jumped out. The guy then spat out the burger and snatched up his coke and skulled it unawares that one of the fleeing roaches landed in his coke and was doing the backsroke. After realising he swallowed a roach he then chucked on a waitress who then spewed on him...... true story"
This guy has Balls Syndrome.
by theTAman October 27, 2010
Get the Balls Syndrome mug.Similar to restless leg syndrome, RBS happens when a male suffers from lack of sleep due to general discomfort and restlessness of his scrotum. A male may find it difficult to find a comfortable position of his testes while typically lying on his side. The onset of RBS is frequently caused by another condition called blue balls.
Wife: "Why are you squirming around?? Go to sleep!"
Husband: "I can't! I got Restless Balls Syndrome and I can't decide if my sack is more comfy tucked or hanging free."
Husband: "I can't! I got Restless Balls Syndrome and I can't decide if my sack is more comfy tucked or hanging free."
by Oolagah December 18, 2011
Get the Restless Balls Syndrome mug.Reaching a certain age, ones balls start to droop, some may be more saggy than others. If they hang down to the level of ones kneecaps the individual may experiance sore balls along with depression. This is commonly known as "droopy balls syndrome", not to be confused with "tennisball in sock syndrome". Typical symptoms are limping, fear of shorts, posting on facebook that you quote "feel old", aswell as being generally grumpy.
Henrik "I feel so old..Fridays isn't my thing anymore"
Darly "u should check yourself for Droopy balls syndrome"
Darly "u should check yourself for Droopy balls syndrome"
by daddyducker September 4, 2011
Get the Droopy balls syndrome mug.John are you coming out with the boys this weekend? No sorry i cant, i have no balls syndrome, i have to paint my girfriends toes and watch twilight.
by Gwiggy July 13, 2010
Get the No Balls Syndrome mug.A psychological disorder involving the sufferer experiencing periodic sudden and extreme deficits of courage or leadership capacity.
Our gutless CEO has been seeking counseling for his longstanding Invisible Balls Syndrome for years but the meeting we had last week indicates that nothing so far has helped.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2023
Get the Invisible Balls Syndrome mug.A disease where you're heavily fixated on dick and balls. This fixation often results in stomach issues. With this syndrome, you can only see dick and balls as two separate entities, you can't comprehend the entire male anatomy collectively. This syndrome is all consuming. It makes focusing on other things difficult. Symptoms may vary, and some people might have heavier focus on dick, and others balls.
Can be shortened to DB Syndrome
Can be shortened to DB Syndrome
Charlie's dick and balls syndrome has been really active recently. He opened his eyes after sleeping and in his left eye I saw the reflection of a dick, and in the right, balls.
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