Poo that's been left on the back of the toilet after a dump. The shit stains left after a messy poo in the loo.
"I left a particularly messy back splat in the upstairs loo for the misses to clean."
"Who couldn't be bothered to clean the toilet after using it and left that nasty back splat?"
"Who couldn't be bothered to clean the toilet after using it and left that nasty back splat?"
by lespoos June 29, 2010
Get the Back splat mug.A term used to describe a large sweat patch that has formed on the back of a person's shirt/T-shirt.
by naomi.j October 18, 2008
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A fictional event promoted by the Walla Walla wine industry. These so called professionals reference a ‘back splat’ event that involved a Montana-originated flood that crashed against a basalt ridges and caused a rush of water into the Walla Walla region.
Lynne meant to describe a bath tub effect of what happened in the floods from 12,000 years ago but her petite verdot consumption led her to describe a back splat, which coincidentally Britt left in the men’s room.
by clermontboy September 14, 2019
Get the Back splat mug.Noun. The high-velocity pattern made by liquid fecal matter on the back of the toilet above the waterline. This pattern is formed when one has an uncontrolled evacuation of the bowels as he or she is in the process of sitting down and is still in a leaning-forward position. Because the movement associated with this phenomenon is usually time-consuming, the resulting back-splatter typically dries and will not come off when the toilet if flushed. Back-splatter usually lasts until physically removed with a brush and Comet.
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Get the back-splatter mug.The line of mud pasted onto ones back, after one has been riding a bike through said mud, thus producing the upward lift of said mud, from the circular motion of the wheels on said bike in motion.
Said word was created after observation of competative bikers training in the rain who stopped at a diner and all looked like skunks with their enormus examples of back-splatter in its perfect state.
Said word was created after observation of competative bikers training in the rain who stopped at a diner and all looked like skunks with their enormus examples of back-splatter in its perfect state.
"woah! those competative bikers who have been training in the rain have totally perfect back-splatter!"...."no doubt if they had been doing that naked they would resemble the negative images of skunks!"
by gillians pseudonym May 13, 2005
Get the back-splatter mug.The act of vigorously thrusting your shaft deep into a girl on her period, causing blood to splatter over your genitals and belly.
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