The irresistible impulse for one to become an author in one form or another. This impulse often affects even those who have no right being an author.
"Did you hear that Ted is trying to write a book?"
"No! What is he thinking? He can barely string together two words! He must be suffering from Authorism."
"No! What is he thinking? He can barely string together two words! He must be suffering from Authorism."
by Greg Patton January 29, 2009
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When the mall cop saw some kids loitering where they shouldn't be; he instantly got an authority boner at the thought of kicking them out of the mall.
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The epitome of enigmatic epicness, Authors Anonymous is a renowned writing club with individual chapters dispersed throughout the Greater Los Angeles Area.
Students at Azusa Pacific University started their own chapter of Authors Anonymous in 2009 to counteract the imaginative torpor that afflicted the Christian campus as a result of censorship and legalism.
by Dalek62 November 5, 2011
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She wants you to scan printouts of a web page so she can see them on her computer? What an authoritard...
by Obblie Gobblie March 4, 2008
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One of Cartman's favorite expressions.
One of Cartman's favorite expressions.
by the-jerk July 22, 2007
Get the respect my authoritah! mug.The pronunciation of the word "authority" most frequently employed by Cartman from the show South Park (or by others in connection with him).
"You WILL respect my authoritah!"
"Perhaps this will teach you to listen to authoritah!"
"Oh no! Nothing's worse than Cartman with authoritah!"
"Perhaps this will teach you to listen to authoritah!"
"Oh no! Nothing's worse than Cartman with authoritah!"
by Dev December 9, 2003
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