Assdout

Bent out of shape

your ass is where your head should be

by Little Lola November 3, 2003

Assdouche

A person with the combined idiocy of being an ass, and a douche.

"You're not supposed to put the fork in the microwave along with your meal, you assdouche!"

by M-O-W March 15, 2008

Assmouth

A term used to insult the band Smashmouth.

Please change the channel, I hate listening to Assmouth.

by Big Meat011 October 15, 2011

assdouche

to flush out the contents of the anal cavity

You stupid assdouche

by bread infection October 21, 2005

assmouth

Someone who will never stfu,or every time they talk shit comes out of there mouth.

Dominic is a assmouth,he always talks gay,sabrina sprays shit out of her mouth when she talks

by assmaster65 September 29, 2005

assmouthavitis

Derogatory term for an individual who exudes an unsavoury stench from their mouth while speaking, laughing, and or while opening their mouth in general.

Bill's bad breath attained such a level repugnance that his coworkers now joke that he suffers from assmouthavitis.

by chimp_tickler April 16, 2004

Assmouth

Someone who talks randomly and without a point

John: Yesterday I met my girlfriend in the mall, speaking of the mall, they have discounts on dildos, speaking of dildos, I gotta buy one for my mother! Jack: What an assmouth

by Assmouth666 May 1, 2011