Applegasm

The joy of owning an Apple product is so great, the owner or potential owner will emit a moan of pleasure and, depending on the owner's gender, will sometimes have a hard-on.

Immediately after having an applegasm, the eater's face will be covered with an empty mind, zombie-like grin.

Applegasms are most common after owners or potential owners stand in line for hours or days while waiting for the next great product.

Dude, you got the new Apple! you look like you just had an Applegasm.

by Applegasmer September 13, 2012

applegasm

apple·gasm (noun)

The joy of eating an apple is so great, the eater will emit a moan of pleasure and, depending on the eater's gender, will sometimes have a hard-on.
Immediately after having an applegasm, the eater's face will be covered with apple bits and juice.

Golden Delicious applegasms are most common.

Dude, you look like you just had an applegasm.

by Vitamin December 13, 2008

christina applegate

THE hottest girl to ever, ever, EVER! hit the earth. I mean...look at her! Do not disagree...if you do, look at her again.

Christina Applegate in:
"Don't tell mom the babysitter's dead"
"Anchorman"

by G MacPhee September 7, 2006

Applegummy

n.
1. A delicious heart-shaped chewy gummy flavored with real apple juice. Made by Kasugai Seika co. in Japan.

2. An random exclamation, perfect because it is just so random.

1. I heard Wegmans sells those applegummies.

2. Applegummy!!!!!

by Zaraen December 13, 2005

appgasm

A strong reaction one has when downloading many applications for their new phone.

John went crazy last night- he just kept downloading apps for his new iPhone. Dude, totally had an appgasm.

by nickL211 September 7, 2010

Applesmash

The act of destroying or breaking someone's phone because they recorded or took a picture of you without your permission.

I applesmash anybody that takes my picture or records me on snapchat because I hate being on camera.

My best friend applesmashed me because I recorded him fucking his wife from their closet.

by dickmoby97 September 30, 2019

Appletastic

a cute person who has rosy red apple cheeks, falls often, and is quite silly

Did you see what Ann did? She is so appletastic...

by teeeeheeee;) November 16, 2010