ahab

A guy who prefers screwing fat chicks, simple as that. Ahab is a reference to the captain of the ship that was chasing the giant white whale in Moby Dick.

That chick was so huge she had her own gravitational force and that guy that left with her had to be an ahab

by Brian H October 26, 2005

ahab

Ahab...based on an ancient King of Israel who pissed God off seriously (1 Kings 16:30). Ahab - an asshole or very stupid person.

Rush Limbaugh is a fat-assed Ahab.

by Lord Heavyhandz - nEvErMiNdThEbOllOx May 13, 2005

Ahab

While fucking your girl doggie style, you suddenly pull out for no apparent reason. When she turns around for an explanation, she notices you've jumped off the bed onto a skateboard, holding the mighty dildo-harpoon in hand, cocked and ready to spear her in the ass. You pursue her as she runs out of the house and down the street while yelling, "You're not getting away from me this time, White Whale!"

The above definition is an example

by MC Menses December 2, 2004

Ahab

An adjective used to describe a state of rage or chaos.

Ima go all ahab up in this bitch

No man you tell him, he'll go fucking ahab on me if I do.

by super troooper February 15, 2009

ahab

A refrence made about a overweight girl. But not as big as a beeps. When one has been deemed an ahab, generally the phrase "Grab yon spear" is shouted to tell inform those around of the ahab's presence.

Arrrgh. Ahab off the port bow. Grab yon spear.

by yourmom April 13, 2004

Ahab

Someone who owns the Homeworld 1 and Diablo 2 communities like no other game known. He is mean, rude, and basically Satan. Watch for his evilness, as he will crush your pathetic cry baby souls.

Ahab has yet again ate the soul of an unsuspecting cry baby carebear.

by Jesus November 19, 2003

Ahab Hour

Contraction of 'Captain Ahab Hour' in reference to the iconic whale-hunter of Moby Dick. At the club, the last hour before closing in which desperation and loneliness reach an all time high, resulting in questionable hook-ups, famously with whale-sized women.

Guy 1: You've got no standards.
Guy 2: Piss off I do.
Guy 1: Fuck me, you practically had to harpoon your hook-up into the cab after Ahab Hour for Netflicks and Krill.

Guy : Call me Ishmael.
Whale: Shush puddin, no names.

PA System: Attention fatties, Ahab Hour is approaching, guard your blowholes.
Men, shield your eyes!

by jarper1907 July 11, 2020