ASBU

Abbreviation for 'Amazingly Shit Boring Update'.

Used mainly on social networking sites such as Facebook and Twitter when someone writes a status that is completely dull, boring, mundane and usually of absolutely no interest to anyone.

To give someone an ASBU is like an online version of an ASBO (Anti-Social Behaviour Order), except it's mainly used for boring shit.

Status: Mike Dullman has a cold.
Comment: ASBU.

Status: Sarah Drearyton is walking.
Comment: Wow. ASBU!

Status: Bob Shootmenow is eating chips.
Comment: For the love of God Bob... ASBU!

by CeinPierce July 19, 2011

Mr. Asbury

the best english teacher to walk the earth, he's a bully who likes K-pop. And he likes to bully his students whenever he can. 👍

Student: Hey is that Mr. Asbury?!

Me: Uhm yeah, I heard he’s a bully.
Student: That’s a L

by cray crayon March 4, 2022

Asbury Park

A historic city on the Jersey Coast. At the moment it is not the safest place to b, with a lot of crime. It is currently undergoing a large-scale "renovation" and is becoming a nicer area to be. It is best known as the place where Bruce Springsteen began his career, at the Stone Pony.

I used to always go to the Stone Pony in Asbury Park, New Jersey.

by Craig ARC April 29, 2006

asbury park

Jersey's forgotten jewel.

It's a damn shame what happened the Asbury Park.

by Tommy Roast Beef July 27, 2006

asbunghers

you say "asbunghers" when you cook hamburgers and when the quarantine doesn't stop you

YEA QUESTA SERA FACCIAMO GLI ASBUNGHERS, GLI ASBUNGHERS COME DIO COMANDA. YEAA LA QUARANTENA NON CI FRENA. QUARANTENA NON CI FRENA.

by 𖤐 September 9, 2021

Asbury Park

A city on the Jersey Shore that has been turned dangerous due to riots and other shit, it's going through a large-scale renovation to make it nice again. Very historic and cool to visit.

I went to the Stone Pony in Asbury Park to see a concert last Friday.

by Craig ARC May 2, 2006

asbury

A tiny little college in Kentucky. Commonly referred to as the 'bury.

Where do you go to college?
I go to Asbury.

by Razberryslush April 3, 2007