A queen queue

a queue that is so very long, the queue becomes an event in itself

How was the event, did you wait long before getting inside? It was great, and the queue was queen, so we had lots of fun waiting too.

Whoaaa you waited for 14 hours? Yeah but is was a queen queue. We brought snacks and people shared drinks. It was better than the event itself!

by Nynja September 20, 2022

Beef a queef

To queef in a particularly prodigious or boisterous manner.

"Dude, last night I was pounding this girl from behind and she beefed a queef that parted my pubes!"

"Was that a fart or did you beef a queef?"

by Vither Creator March 30, 2023

A-Queef

a queef-like liquid produced through a bulging, veiny, throbbing, pulsing queef hole, every time someone says sit.

Oi! A-Queef sit NOW!

Dick Now

by A-Queefe May 23, 2023

bon app-a-queef

It is said when a meal look so terribile and smells so disgusting that it evokes the image of a vaginal fart (aka queef).

"Jesus buttfuckin Christ, what's this terrible smell? It smells like truffle butter mixed with dogshit"
"My gf spent the whole morning making this meal for me before leaving for work, but never told her she's fucking terrible at cooking. Would you do me a favor and eat this for me?"
"You sick mofo. You know I can't say no to my best friend. Well, bon app-a-queef, I guess."

by fedewolfie December 10, 2016

queef a bubble

v: to queef a bubble or get upset similar to twisting your panties or throwing a fit aka: q a b

if my mom knew i smoked she would queef a bubble

by narcelptic buble January 1, 2004

queef-a-saurus rex

Also known as a stalker, a queef-a-saurus rex is an ex-girlfriend who won't leave you alone even after you have clearly shown an extreme lack of interest. She is famous for farting out of her vagina which sound like the roar of a dangerous predator.

Oh my god that queef-a-saurus rex won't stop calling me! She used to force me to go down on her and one time she queefed so hard she parted my hair! I've lost my sense of sight and smell not to mention being scarred for life!

by Cosmic Monkey Testicle January 1, 2010

a left queef to the bosom

When a human with a cloaca blasts a queef so powerful it manifests into a gas fist, which throws a punch curving to the left, right into a woman's saggy bag

Oh you think you're funny huh? Well how about i throw a left queef to the bosom right at ya.

BLAST! i missed! Im sorry i tried queefing on yo tits, dont stab me witjlh ya clit. WAIT N-

rest in peace

by Snozingly7 August 14, 2023