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A dirty Landon knight 

A dirty Landon knight is when you take a wooden sword up your buttocks over and over till you get splinters up your ass
Tyler: yo bro I just pulled a dirty Landon knight and had to go to the ER for the splinters

Punch a person named Landon day 

On January 11 yo u are legally allowed to punch a person named Landon as hard as you can
Hey guess what, It's PUNCH A PERSON NAMED LANDON DAY!

a landan is da capital of Great Britain 

In the postUSSRic countries this phrase show that the pronuncator of it is "intrested in learning of english, modern and up-to-date person, very educated and so on". But in reality it shows that person is just wanna image like this but have no power to work and study hard, but just say this words he thinks that make him educational and clever in eyes of environment
- Moi sin svobodno govorit po angliski...Sinok, nu-ka skaji jto-nebudz? translate:My son speaks english fluently. Hey, son, say something in english??
- a landan is da capital of Great Britain!
-OHO! TOCHNO KAK ANGLICHANIN GOVORIT! translate:Wow, he speaks like english is his mother tongue!

A lannon 

If i was in a threesome i would definitely do a lannon.
A lannon by Funny86 November 7, 2018

its a london thing 

Common phrase used by Londoners to describe something that usually only occurs in London. Typical of something or someone from London.
ie. Scott Garcia's garage song its a london thing.
Camden Market etc.
Could relate to numerous areas, or fashions or TV programmes like Made In Chelsea etc.
All A London Thing!
its a london thing by Londonite December 14, 2013

Pulling a Landen 

Pulling a Landen is when u sing the whole time in the party and everyone wants u to stop but you know if you tell him to stop he's probably going to say he'll kill himself. Pulling a Landen is also when u threaten to kill urself over mostly anything.
Person: Landen stfu

Landen: Neck rope

Person: Hes Pulling a Landen
Pulling a Landen by Psuedoshym August 8, 2019