A Wren

His communication style is a blend of raised eyebrows, heavy sighs, and an occasional harrumph that could put a disgruntled badger to shame. Every sentence seems to start with a "Back in my day…" and end with a "Kids these days…" – as if he's been appointed the official spokesperson for the Grumpy Geriatric Society.

But here's the twist: every now and then, when you least expect it, a Wren will unleash a joke that's so unexpected, so out of character, that you'll question if he's secretly moonlighting as a stand-up comedian. His deadpan delivery and the sheer absurdity of his jokes will leave you wondering if you've stepped into an alternate universe where irritable Geriatrics moonlight as comedians.

You can spot a WRen from a mile away, thanks to his signature "I'm not impressed" eyebrows that are practically in competition with his hairline.

by His Lairdship August 16, 2023

Kill a Wren

the son of Han Solo and Princess Leia in the movie franchise "Star Wars"

Have you seen the new Star Wars movie? Kill a Wren sticks a lightsaber into his dad Han Solo.

by hold up and hold my johnny February 6, 2018

A wrench in the system

A problem that makes a flawless plan or machine go wrong, as though one were throwing a wrench inbetween a perfectly set pair of gears.

We had the perfect plan for today, but when the homeless man slashed my van's tires, he threw a wrench in the system.

by C. Suba September 12, 2006

take a wrench out of the oven

to take a dump; to do #2; to take a smash

I'm going to take a wrench out of the oven.

by wild_bill34 November 14, 2009

Threw a wrench in his shit

fucking up sombody's plans to do somthing

John was going to go racing but i "threw a wrench in his shit" and poped his tiers

by The Dame Duck May 13, 2009

Hit it with a wrench

A way of saying theres no way to fix something, or work past something which leads to you either doing something entirely stupid, working past the problem, or trying in vain one last time before giving up.

"Girlfriend just broke up with me"

"Hit it with a wrench"

"I can't walk something is wrong with my foot"

Well thats a bitch get up hit it with a wrench and walk it off"

by The Forty Killer December 17, 2011

throw a wrench

Small details that add small obstacles ..

“Yeah yeah I threw or throw a wrench at that detective “

by Sincerecarter June 15, 2023