a Smithy

a Twenty pound note, in british money
the picture on the reverse side of a £20 note is of a man named adam smith
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Can refer to amounts eg marijuana

"how much u want?"
"just a smithy"

by SBEsummers February 10, 2008

A Smithy

Dogging tha boiz. When someone ditches or lets down his mates for no reason.

"Hey are you coming to footy today?" "Nah im pullin a smithy".

by flaba jaba waba noonga March 18, 2011

A smithy

Taking your money without asking and then expecting not to pay it back when caught out.

A Smithy is someone creating a fantasy football league to rob your mates

by Salid Muncher September 15, 2020

pulling a smithy

To arrive at a party sober and proceed to impose yourself upon the least sober female.

Bystander 1: "Hey, look at Alex over there, pulling a smithy on Faye"

Bystander 2: "Yeah, poor girl, at least she won't remember it tomorrow"

by Maximillian1984 April 13, 2009

Pulling a Smith

A.) Lying for no apparent reason

B.) Trying to act Super Straight when your really Super Gay.

C.) Carrying large amounts of pennies on you for no reason at all.

D.) One upping someone on something really dumb.

E.) Equating every situation to a sexual act.

F.) Wearing jeans 3 sizes to small for you.

A.) Greg: Hey guys it so sunny outside right now.
Everyone else: Its fucking raining you dumbass. Your always Pulling a Smith !

B.) Greg: Damn look at the ass on that chick.
Phil: That's Dave from IT you faggot.

C.) Gay prostitute: That will be $200.00 for that blowjob, I only take pennies.
Greg: Outrageous!

D.) Phil: man, that bitch gives great head.
Greg: Well, Ah, hmm, I GIVE IT BETTER....yeah!

E.) Tom: My mom just fell down the stairs and broke her wrist.
Greg: LOL, she probably fell because she was banging! Hey Tom wanna Bang! LOL.

F.) Bill: Greg, where did you get those jeans?
Greg: Oh, Baby Gap

by Phil from Philly February 24, 2009

Pullin' a Smitty

To get a massive stiffy at an inappropriate time.

"Dang, shoulda seen Shea the other day, he was Pullin' a Smitty when that little boy crashed his bike."

by SaveMeFromSmitty February 16, 2014

A Smithson

Having intercourse with females once or somethings twice and never calling them again

guy 1 - 'Dude, smashed that girl last night!'
guy 2 - 'awesome man was she fit?'
guy 1 - 'yea, super fit!'
guy 2 - 'you going to called her again?'

guy 1 - 'no.'

guy 2 - 'dude you totally did a Smithson on that bitch!'

by [e-mail] October 23, 2012