A Banke

basically, typically, usually and most specifically used to describe a person who beats around the bush all the time, beating drums, chest thumping about religion and engaging in acts of bigotry and xenophobia with sense of pride and giving sermons on way of life. A banke is a blind follower with no mind of his own and unwittingly spreads government propaganda and religious fanaticism mostly due to low level of intelligence and a false sense of superiority.

He is such a banke.

Only a banke could have done it.

Don’t be a banke.

What a banke.

by Muhammad ibn Abdullah January 9, 2022

Pull a baker

To kill yourself
(Hannah baker from 13 reasons why on netflix that killed herself)

X: Im about to pull a baker
Y: What?
X: Hannah baker

by Alredypulled.a.baker April 21, 2022

I don't give a bakers fuck

Used to express not giving a fuck, but when not giving a fuck doesn't go far enough. A bakers fuck has an inverse relationship to a bakers dozen. Where a bakers dozen includes one extra, a bakers fuck includes one less. Hence, not giving a bakers fuck is giving even less fucks than usual.

The delivery is very important. You must always have a slight pause after the bakers and heavily emphasize the fuck.

Steve: Dude, this new vegan protein shake really hit the spot.

Zach: I don't give a bakers fuck about your vegan protein.

by zackgee July 12, 2016

A Bakers Dozen

A Bakers Dozen is 13 of something. 12 is a dozen, but because bakers used to have extra dough left over after baking a dozen loaves of bread, they gathered it up to make one more!

Man: Woah man you've got so many cookies, give me some!
Man2: No way, dude! I only have a bakers dozen!

by TheSillySausage May 26, 2016

pullling a baker

1.) Wearing a ron jon shirt and sharktooth necklace paired with a crazy eye and timberlands.

2.) Relentlessly sucking the cock of anyone and everyone in charge of you.

3.) Not giving a fuck about anyone besides yourself

1.) "I was at the bar last night and I saw this asshole pulling a baker . He couldn't get laid to save his life"

2.) "I stopped by the office yesterday and I saw this guy totally pulling a baker with the boss.

3.) "Dude totally fucked all of us over, he really pulled a baker."

"pullling a baker"

by baker hater 6969 December 20, 2008

A Baker's Mistake

The phrase to be used when you wish to correct someone on a point they have made which is obviously incorrect, but when you have no intention of making the person he uttered the point, feel stupid or inadequate.

Person A: Is Twilight that movie with wizards?
Person B: Ah, no you've made a Baker's mistake there, that's Harry Potter.

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(It can be used in a student/teacher enviorment)
Teacher: What is the eighth planet?
Student: Er, Pluto?
Teacher: Oh no you've made a Baker's Mistake; it's Neptune.

by Amoc910 October 10, 2011

a Baker's Shit ton

When there is way more than a Baker's dozen, a shit ton, "A Baker's Shit Ton".

Dude A: "Yo, we need a Shit Ton of donuts for this morning's wake and bake!"
Dude B: "Like a Baker's Dozen?"
Dude A: "Yes, only more like a Baker's Shit Ton!"
Dude B: "I get it brah, bitches gonna smile like donuts."

by GlazeHer October 30, 2013