Lemon thief. A person who is stealing or has stolen lemons. They are a problem. Perhaps they have not stolen lemons, but some other sort of
fruit. This is not something you can call a regular, average thief. No, it must at least be used on someone stealing
fruit, preferably lemons.
(I think it would be
great if we all collectively started using whore in this way. Please. I want to see the linguistic shift.)
"You're
the one stealing my lemons? You whore! How dare you?"
"If you keep taking
apples without paying, everyone
will eventually realize how much of a whore you are."
"You didn’t just climb that stranger's tree for the first ripe pear. What are you, a whore?"
"A whore got my lemons and I'm really sad about it."
"Lemon-stealing whore."