Cash is as interesting as they come: a nerdy know-it-all who can’t help but holster up their opinions like a handful of abstractly painted flags and find the most efficient way to passionately wave them in your face. This cunningly (albeit somewhat ironically) shrewd demeanor makes it all the more fun when they take time to
flash their goofy side, and before you know it you’ll have more elaborate layers to your (hysterical) inside
jokes than they have digits in their IQ (which you
will prominently poke fun at in the few and far between circumstance that you happen to outwit them) (savor that
moment).
Have fun attempting to escape the seemingly endless whirlpool of their favorite
media you’re drowning in, and make sure to present to them at least 3 articles’ worth of your thoughts on every
spin, seeing as how you’ll be receiving double that amount in response!