1. A wonderfully crazy little egg-shaped schizophrenic on homestarrunner.com with a morphing bowler
hat who's apparently from the southern
United States.
2. Possibly the great
uncle of Homestar Runner.
3. Anyone who makes utterly pointless remarks.
"Daaaaahahahahaha, when can we start the Jeffersons?"
"Carmel
corn for president please!"
"Ahahahahym the human wedgie!"
"Hey dude, see that
guy over there? That's Nick. Don't even try to talk to him, he's a
real Homsar."