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One who gains ample amount of weight and blames it on anything other than being somewhat of a scoffer. Our dear Britney Spears who cannot blame gaining weight on pregnancy... no baby is that heavy!
Girl #1 "Did you hear about Britney Spears says she has put on three stone in two years because she has been pregnant?"

Girl #2 "Whatever!! She's well doing a Britney!"

Britney-esk comment example (likely to be heard in general girl chit chat and whatnot):
"Im only gaining weight because i have an allergy to running."
Britney by Kateage September 18, 2006
A little red headed girl who gives the best blowjobs and has a stupid ass " OMG look at it "
Wow look at that Kidd Britney over there
Britney by Just Gm's April 5, 2017
Britney is short asfk ... she cute ... she’s the realist you will ever have .. she don’t give a fuck if you talking bout her cause y’all hoes mad
She just Britney and she don’t give a Fuck and don’t
Britney by Smilehoe August 24, 2019
yet another term for vagina, albeit the riskiest, most-modern, globally accepted word for the meat curtains.
Bro: Hey babe, sorry for pounding your Britney so hard last night - hope you can walk??

Chick: All good Romeo! Just keep bringing the heat and don't worry about my cooter at all - she can take the slamming.
Britney by Smeernobs September 3, 2021
Britney by yYEEEEEEEETt December 31, 2019
1. Beer. From rhyming slang; Beer->Spears->Britney Spears->Britney.
You want to go to the pub? I need a coupla Britneys.
britney by search49 November 21, 2006