You: You remember Sean Wong?
Friend: Oh yeah that short-bus!
You: Well that short-bus got into a
college that none of us got into.
Friend: Like how, he legit scratches his
ass and sniffs it after.
You: I don't fucking know my guy, I don't fucking know, but I know that the sped kids find it offensive when you group him in with them
Friend: Bro...
You: Bro...
*Proceeds kissing and making
love*