McDonalds

The evilest restaurant in the world. You can be sure that everything on their menu is not what it says and will make you fat within ten seconds.

"McDonalds is the most evil place on Earth."

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McDonalds bud da BA BA I've gotta shit

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Mcdonalds

Teacher-Over the next weeks you will make a 5 page essay...

Me-I'll stop at Mcdonalds on the way home.

Mcdonalds by CupSouls November 17, 2017

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The only fast food place that is never more than 99 miles from your location, even if you are in the middle of nowhere.

Fuck! Yo John, We’re out of food!
I’ll drive to the closest McDonalds, so I’ll be back in an hour.
But we’re in the desert!
That don’t matter!

McDonalds by .&:&3&83 March 15, 2018

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a place where people get even fatter than they were before now you can get fat for a low price!!!!!

hey wanna go to mcdonalds
and get fat? hell yea

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My grandmother got rabies from a mickydees burger yesterday...
McDonalds: *cough

Doctor: diagnosed 100,000,000 victims with cancer...

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a place that claims to have a broken ice cream machine 24/8

can I get some ice cream
sorry we McDonalds you should know that's not happening

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