I looked up the
definition of lunch.
1. Food with no chance of ass.
2. Food with no need for a penis.
3. A time when a desperate man has no chance of
success and has taken the time the girl has given him for possible grabbing and reduced his chance to 0.
Alternatives for lunch.
1. Waste of time
2. Waste of money
3. A time a man is an embarrassment to his
gender.
4. Self cock block